OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Send help, water and tortillas.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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