She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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