i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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