absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just forgot I was standing up.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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