I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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