ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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