good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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