Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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