I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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