I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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