He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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