This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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