just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
as a side note pls kill me
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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