This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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