do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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