she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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