My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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