He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Randomize
