Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
