Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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