put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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