IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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