No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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