We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Randomize
