can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
apparently the secret to your success is patron
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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