i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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