I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I had to cum in my sink.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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