when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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