I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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