Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Randomize
