I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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