Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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