Having a random hookup so left but love u
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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