HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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