Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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