You don't have asthma, your pregnant
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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