Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
