Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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