is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The feeling are messing with the penis
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
