brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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