In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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