Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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