He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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