did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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