I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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