You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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