Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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