he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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