and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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