You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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