I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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