:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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