I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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