I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize